Our response, as an open letter:
Hey, Man. I was flipping through the channels on the radio the other day, and I paused when I hear..
-Wondering why their Blackberrys aren’t buzzing off their “holsters”
-Losing their “oxford shirts”
-Taking a purple pill for the..
I’ve never been a big co-op shopper, but my most recent frustration with co-ops stems from their seeming hypocrisy vis-a-vis caffeine,..
Well, I don’t actually hate dogs. I don’t want dogs to suffer, not even my landlord’s big hyper dog that jumps at me barking when I open t..
I went to the graphic novels and read one by Jason. It made me laugh, and then feel bad. F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway measured eachother’s dicks and I enjoyed that on “Our darkest day.”
Presenting, some Bonsai Cats shit for the new millenium. Micro-preemies, chimp babies – all kinds of things you never wanted in doll form…