An Open Letter to My Belly Fat

Hey there, buddy. You’re probably wondering why I asked you here today. Two reasons: 1) We need to talk. 2) You’re physically attached to my person; wherever I go, you go. You didn’t have much [...]

What’s Wrong With Florida?

Jon Stewart has a recurring joke about Florida: “It’s America’s wang.” I’ve only been there once before, as a kid, for my uncle’s 50th birthday. I was sick a lot, and it was humid and [...]
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