Fun Stuff to Do or Die
CategorySpecial Category Winners at the VMA’s
Best person who just discovered Gwen Stefani: Miley Cyrus
Best straight dude taking a silent moment to anticipate applause from GLB..
Five Reasons Why Ms. Frizzle Is Obviously a Weasley
1. She’s a ginger. The most notable thing about the Weasley family aside from a) the fact that they can do magic and b) they’re, like, s..
Top 10 Reasons to Still Wear Teva Flip Flops Despite Ridicule From Flip Flop Haters
1. They are made out of a magical, miraculous substance that conforms to the exact shape of your feet, making them insanely comfortable…
What It’s Like to Quit Drinking at 24
Photo by Michelle Ress
“I’m never drinking again.”
We’ve all groaned it from the kitchen floor or beneath the arm of an unplanned be..
People I’m Afraid of Becoming as I Age
30s
-Guy who doesn’t drink or do drugs except when he’s on vacation
-Dad who who makes his toddlers listen to Sonic Youth
-Sp..
To Consume Trashy Media, Intellectual Media or Not Be a Consumer at All?
My power went out for about a day this weekend and I found myself laying in bed, pouty, wishing I could watch Netflix. I wasn’t quite su..
Reasons William Shakespeare Would Like Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing
That I don’t trust Joss Whedon as a director is of course not at all the point. His nerd cred, for lack of a less annoying term, firml..
The Struggles of Trying to Be a Productive Person – A Pep Talk to Myself
Lately I feel like I am in a slump in terms of being a person who does interesting things outside of work. I don’t want to be the type o..
How to Suck at Sports
1. Harbor irrational fear
While America marveled at the gravity-defying finesse of the parkour craze, I foresaw bone breaking agai..
“The Bachelorette”: Ranking Desiree’s Bachelors by Their Cultural Tastes
25. Mike R.
What he likes: “Rat Pack or classic rock.”
Analysis: Hasn’t reflected on the irony of the fact that his relationship..
Linguistic Reasons Why Pronouncing GIF with a Hard G is Just Fine
People who do not know anything about linguistics love to educate others on how incorrect their use of language is. “Your child is ‘do..
Ten Easy Ways to Make Your Life More Like a Movie Trailer
Every once in a while, fall over in a way that looks really funny—but without actually hurting yourself. Like, fall on your ass while ..