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How to Make an Old Fashioned Wrong
- Desire a drink. Something with whiskey or one of those other names for whiskey that you still don’t quite know what they mean, like bou..
Gay Sims I Made In 7th Grade
1. Freddie
Freddie was supposed to look like Freddie Prinze, Jr. (who I had a major crush on), but I could never get the facial propo..
Realistic New Year’s Resolutions for Reluctant Adults
1. Remember to lift your wiper blades if there’s snow in the forecast. Sometimes, you know there’s a real adult nearby just by looking at ..
Thoughts Re: Halloween
For me, Halloween has typically meant going to a bar, staying out late and generating a horrible hangover for the next day. But now my rel..
What It’s Like to Work for a Company in Sweden
1. We are ruled by the seasons
The first warm day of spring, I noticed a marked change in my coworkers. The somber Swedes of the winter..
How We Imagine Harry Potter is Spending his 35th Birthday
Experiencing erectile dysfunction due to mid-life malaise.
Watching Albus Severus’s Quidditch game and muttering “I would have caught t..
7 Future Makeup Trends
Baby Dolling. Replacing your eyes with fake eyes that are controlled by a switch on the back of your head.
Browstrology. Shaving off yo..
Defining Feminism: Why it Works, and Why it Doesn’t
Feminism has gone through many waves, and begun to mean many things to many people. For many women in my generation, it has a freshnes..
12 Mildly Pornographic Images I Found When Searching for Extremely Un-Pornographic Things on iStock
1. “Family eating dinner”
On a 1-10 scale of how graphic family dinners typically get, I’m guessing this is a…3?
2. “funeral”
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Go For It!: The most quintessentially ’80s board game ever made
“NEW CARS, EXPENSIVE HOMES, EXOTIC VACATIONS! THIS COULD BE YOUR LUCKY YEAR!”
The back of the Go For It! board game box promises that i..
A Not Very Definitive List of Emoji that Need to Exist
My favorite Emoji is the Edvard Munch “Scream” emoji, which is both very referential to old art and incredibly useful. It is perfect f..
The Age of The Anti-Hero
When I watched Breaking Bad, I kept wondering who I was supposed to root for. From internet chatter, I knew that people generally idolized..