Growing up as an immigrant kid in rural Michigan isn’t easy. Actually, allow me to rephrase: growing up as an uncool bookworm kid i..
“It just seems so sad.”
“I don’t see why her personal life has to come into this. Her job is to be a good cook!”
“She admitted t..
Welcome to the Errordome
Bang a Gong (Throw a Bong)
Fear of a Planet Tan
Bitches Can’t Shit (When They’re Livi..
As young musicians, most of us have already aged. One violinist I know, who is 16, wears a top hat and breeches to each orchestra rehe..
Minneapolis likes to compare itself defensively to New York, which makes it all the more poignant that James Oestreich of the New York..
Dear Peanut Butter,
I’m sorry that I did not consciously realize until recently that you are actually made out of peanuts. Like by ..
Age 14-18: In high school I claimed to hate Top 40. This was back when I was desperately trying to seem smart or interesting or whatever..
Look, Kim, I’m sorry things didn’t work out between us, but I’m darned confused trying to make heads or tails out of that song “Lasso”..
Googling the word “sinus” while drinking a smoothie with chia seeds.
Mani/pedi/acoustic jam in jammies night with Meat Loaf.
If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone describe their music taste as “everything but ___ and country,” I would not be slangin’ d..
David Bowie (1967)
Oh, isn’t this cute
He’s like Paul McCartney but
Not shouting so much
Space Oddity (1969)
This is much b..
“Cardboard Girl (In Walgreens)”
“I Guess One of Those Three Billion Girls Was Prettier Than Me”
“Inevitable (for Justin)”