1. Confuse people about your car.
You know that car your parents gave you after they got their Lexus? Your car with seat warmers? Pla..
Slug, you’ll get no hate from me. I know people have been giving you a hard time today because you told Pitchfork that “Prince was a shi..
If you see that little fucker Ted Turner’s kid at school, tell him I think Joseph Goebbels would have really admire..
Condiments are used by many cultures to take eating to exciting new levels. They are often found on the tables at restaurants, in the si..
You love me? Wow, thanks. I really appreciate that. I mean, that’s really super great to hear. Very nice words, “I love you.” A little si..