“I don’t know why they called it Star Trek Beyond,” said a surly nerd walking out of the screening in front of me. “They didn’t go ‘beyond..
I really wanted to go see Gremlins for my ninth birthday in 1984, but my dad decided that movie looked too violent — so instead my party t..
The Neon Demon is directed by Nicolas Winding Refn, who’s such a fucking auteur that he embossed his initials onto the opening credits, li..
My girlfriend scoffed when someone offered her a sample pack of tissues as we walked into a preview of Me Before You. “What do they think ..
I work in a comic book store. Like, full time, benefits, get sent to San Diego Comic Con, seriously-Mom-and-Dad-this-is-a-viable-life-choi..
I found myself thinking about Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice a lot while I was watching Captain America: Civil War. The films both add..
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a cinder block of a movie, smashed over your head for 152 minutes until you’re semi-conscious, throb..
“Wait…that was the movie? I thought it was just a really long trailer.”
“Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls.”
“They sure made Pittsburgh loo..
When the credits rolled on 10 Cloverfield Lane, I looked down to see that stray popcorn covered the front of my shirt. At some point durin..
“The whole production amounts to an ugly spectacle. By the time the far-seeing Big Shorters were literally screaming at a..
In the rootsy jukebox that soundtracks the new National Parks Adventure, two songs are actually heard twice each. One of those songs is un..
The natural point of comparison for Eddie the Eagle is Cool Runnings, the 1993 movie about the 1988 Jamaican Olympic bobsled team. Well, I..