You’re greeted by the sweetest smelling urinal cake you’ve ever encountered. You’ve just walked into the bar, and it takes a moment to..
Nick & Eddie – There’s no corkage fee if you bring your own bottle of wine, but you don’t need to tell your friends that. Make them sn..
The Reliable Drunk: This person knows how to drink. They practically do it for a living, and they know what they’re doing. While they wi..
So you’re are a square or a bro and you wanna fuck those arty girls, but realize that you’re too mainstream to hit that shit? Don’t fr..
Blarney – My roommates and I got along better before we lived together. They never want to play drinking games with me anymore, and wh..
It’s 7 p.m. and ___ your favorite show ____ just ended. You are taking the last sip of a ___drink____ and suddenly a car pulls up outs..
When I was a child, my best friend Jenny complimented me like celery salt compliments a glass rim. We did everything together – flips ..
The Hexagon – Yes I do eat frozen pizza a lot, thank you. I’ve had a few one-night stands in my day, but in a couple years I’ll be marri..
You seriously don’t remember last night? Jesus, it was fucking crazy as shit. Yeah you did drink a ton; it figures you would have large ..
I know this looks bad, but I’m telling you the God-honest truth here. I am breaking up with you after four dates, yes, but it’s not beca..
Some humans are not blessed with the ability to consume fourteen PBRs in one night and wow a room full of potential sexual partners by pe..