When I got back from a backpacking trip to England in 2008, I decided I would start drinking whiskey. It was as simple as that. Here’s..
Do: Start with An Appropriate “Morning Drink”
When you first start day drinking with people, everyone’s sober and still has somethi..
-When drinking, it cancels out annoying side effects like memory loss, sleepiness and the inability to hold a coherent talk w..
I’m pretty ambivalent about being addicted to $60 nicotine gum.
I mean, on the one hand, chewing this gum lessens the chance that m..
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a more beautiful defense of menthol cigarettes than when the bearded lady at the B.P. across from my old..
My first experience with poppers was at a gay friend’s house. We were all sitting around drinking and he pulled out a tiny little bott..
Oxycontin: This is one of those round cotton discs covered in pimple-killing acid. Popular with boys who work at pizza delivery places..
Meth: All my teeth immediately fall out and I throw myself into a mosh pit during Das Racist’s set. When the set ends, I’m found energ..
Vodka shots with chasers. The perfect way to keep track of your alcohol consumption: just count the shots. Efficient, cheap (if ..
Developing pointy fingertips: Once our fingertips narrow to pen-like points, we shall conquer touch screen interfaces. iPhones can get..
Red-blooded partier: This person’s feed picks up between 1-4 a.m., starting with statuses like “where i can i find a strip club that s..