None because you don’t like the taste – You probably talk in a baby voice.
None because you used to be addicted but have quit – You hav..
1. You will look cool
Seriously, it is an undeniable fact: when you smoke cigarettes you look cool. If anyone tells you different, ..
Large, well-maintained bathrooms: There is more than one toilet/urinal. There are doors on the stalls and those doors have functional ..
I just learned that my friend Emily died in October; she was 26. I’m using only her first name here, not to protect her identity (follow t..
Light beer and Lean Cuisine stir fry – dinner for one.
There’s nothing like a candlelit date over fresh-made, authentic curry an..
In fall 2008, at the tender age of 33, I was sharing an apartment in Minneapolis with two women from Duluth. Although I’d never met ei..
For your boss: It’s the holidays, and spirits are high—so why not treat your boss to some spirits? Smirnoff is a nice safe middle-of-the-r..
Centering Station: Couch
Digital Rolodex: DVR
CSWCW: College student with California weed
Passive item: Something you’re too ..
One night last week, I woke up at 2 AM with a pounding heart and an uncomfortable tightness across my chest. I went through a lot of s..
On Monday I decided to kinda, sorta quit smoking. The terms of it go like this:
-I can smoke if someone wants me to smoke outside w..
People always say, “Alcoholism runs in my family.” Usually this is met with, “Mine too.” Everyone has an alcoholic sibling, uncle, gra..