Suggested Titles for Mary Roach’s Next Book
Poke: The Peculiar Phenomenon of the Erection
Peep: Windows of the World
Poot: The Odd Instance of Demi Lovato’s Doppelgänger
Blo..
Places Nick and Raven Could Have Gotten It On
A deer stand
A flu-ridden ball pit at a McDonald’s PlayPlace
A salon floor covered in freshly shorn hair
The cow-birthing pen at ..
Names for Future Bourne Movies
The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne Ultimatum
The Bourne Legacy
Jason Bourne
Bourne
Bourner
Jason
..
Other Exits That Are Probably Going to Happen Now
Texit
Quebexit
New Mexit
Hawiixit
Switzerlaxit
One Direxit
Fraxit
Bexit
Aborxit
Hodor
Where Your Ass Gets Taken When You Fuck Various Celebrities Good
Beyoncé: Red Lobster
Shia LaBeouf: a conceptual “restaurant” at PS1 (livestreamed)
Carly Rae Jepsen: a Chuck E. Cheese that she book..
More Inventive Names for the “Avatar” Sequels
also can we PLEASE come up with more inventive names for the Avatar sequels, at least??????? come on, Now You See Me Avatar
— LW (@lindseyw..
Things “WTF” Could Stand For Besides “Where They From”
What Trump Foams
Who’s the Force? starring Tony Danza and Carrie Fisher
Why Think First?
What?! That’s Funky!
Weiners Taste Fu..
20 Things You Never Knew About Cats
-A cat is actually a bunch of smaller cats working together to look like one cat.
-Cats will shut down if you touch them in a certain s..
8 Things that Might Happen in the New Star Wars
1. The soundtrack will be the original John Williams music as covered by Ryan Adams
2. Emoji subtitles
3. The dark side will be bree..
Better Names for Generation Z
Amandla’s Army
Generation Phablet
More-lennials
Generation AEIOU and sometimes Y
Generation Zed*
The Soylent Generation
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TV reboots to follow “Fuller House”
Differenter Strokes
Seventysomething
The Cosbyless Show
The Less Fresh Prince
For Whom the Saved Bell Tolls
Murder, She Blo..
Personal e-mail addresses Hillary Clinton might have used as Secretary of State
rodhamhc20500@comcast.net
secstateOFFICIAL@yahoo.com
effmonica@hotmail.com
warren4prez_NOT@gmail.com
pantssuits4eva@wellesley…