I’m in a relationship right now that’s hard to explain and even harder for those listening to understand. But I’d like to try.
I am a s..
The young gun
Examples: Paul Ryan (R-Wisconsin), Sarah Palin (R-Alaska)
The young gun is sexy. S/he needs to have a 90% absence of p..
1) Keep a day journal: Don’t forget to stay on top of the small yet vital things in life. You never know when the kids will need ano..
I obviously can’t speak for all women here – I’m sure there are some out there who, if they discover you watching porn, will consider ..
OK gentlemen. You love getting sexy pictures sent to your private, dirty layer of an SMS stream. You like boobie hanging out shots, ni..
-When drinking, it cancels out annoying side effects like memory loss, sleepiness and the inability to hold a coherent talk w..
Whiskey dick is real. The human penis does not always function as it should – and that’s a hard thing to admit, especially with the pe..
My first experience with poppers was at a gay friend’s house. We were all sitting around drinking and he pulled out a tiny little bott..
Time moves at warp speed. You meet at a bar. You chat for 20 minutes. You both feel some chemistry, so you offer to buy her a second drin..
The time I got in a fight at a concert. I’d pushed my way in front of someone like any normal concertgoer, but this one had a mouth an..
You may get to have an orgasm. If you don’t care that much, you won’t be self-conscious. This bodes well for sex being good. Also, you..
There’s a penis in my mouth!
Also, my penis is in someone’s mouth!
Is this a race?
I don’t think I’m winning.
He’s heavy, so I..