My job is the worst job in the United States. According to Career Cast’s annual “best and worst 200 jobs” list, my vocation is worse t..
A variation on the zombie virus, bearitis is sweeping North America. It’s like any zombie plague, except instead of..
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“I’m never drinking again.”
We’ve all groaned it from the kitchen floor or beneath the arm of an unplanne..
1. General wildness
Curly hair is unpredictable. When you’re a little kid, it’s cute, but once you hit puberty, those soft ringlets..
I’m a pretty liberal person. I grew up with a lesbian pastor and parents who earnestly campaigned for an opera hall to be built in lie..
Dogs don’t have souls. Don’t let those wagging tails and the limitless, unconditional affection fool you. Dogs are for hunting, and fo..
Tell me a little about yourself.
As you may have noticed, I’m quite short, I compulsively destroy my cuticles when I’m nervous, and..
1. Your 24-year-old metabolism has not become a glacier, it’s just a little harder to get it out of bed in the morning.
2. If you flo..
“hello qt wha’s good I am a fun loving adventurous spirit always up for trying new things ;)”
Translation: I want to have anal sex ..
-How many butts have sat in this chair today, and how big were they? Are we all creating an everlasting, one-size-fits-all ass dent, c..
Witness: My parents
Description: I make a habit of walking into my parents’ bedroom and standing at their bedside, releasing ..
Mitt Romney wakes at 5 AM underneath navy blue billion-thread count sheets at a hotel that costs more per night than the average Ameri..