Your ticket to get into Disney Magic Kingdom is just a pastel polo shirt and two blonde kids
— Kelsey McDonough (@kel4000) February 13, 201..
Today, October 5th, is my birthday. It has been that way my whole life. It’s a great day, factually speaking; you can’t argue with tha..
- Shirt’s not goin’ anywhere.
- Makes you feel like a grownup, ‘cuz hey, you tucked your shirt in. Now go research mortgage rat..
I recently bought a Wisconsin Dells weekend getaway Groupon so that my roommates and I could live out our childhood water park fantasi..
Make her feel like the chosen one
Put some golden tattoos on your face and dye your hair blue when you tell her she has been selected..
Take a photo just for me
When you text me a funny photo of the crazy lady at your bus stop wearing a Hefty bag as her only form of clot..
“Oh, yikes!” **Ouchy/grimace face** “You, my friend, are sunburned.”
OMG! You noticed! Thank god! I mean, I laid outside at the pool li..
- I sent out an excited mass text to everyone in my cell phone when I got “High School Musical on Ice” tickets for Christmas.
- Talk ra..
“I wore this ridi..
Is there a harsher glare than that of the haggard liquor store cashier’s questioning eyes? I think not. The minute I walk..