Live-tweeting the Disney vacation planning DVD
Your ticket to get into Disney Magic Kingdom is just a pastel polo shirt and two blonde kids
— Kelsey McDonough (@kel4000) February 13, 201..
On Having the Most Common Birthday
Today, October 5th, is my birthday. It has been that way my whole life. It’s a great day, factually speaking; you can’t argue with tha..
Pros & Cons of Tucking Your Shirt into Your Undies
Pros
- Shirt’s not goin’ anywhere.
- Makes you feel like a grownup, ‘cuz hey, you tucked your shirt in. Now go research mortgage rat..
How Wisconsin Dells Heightened My Dreadlock Complex
I recently bought a Wisconsin Dells weekend getaway Groupon so that my roommates and I could live out our childhood water park fantasi..
How to Make Love to Your Hunger Games Fan
Make her feel like the chosen one
Put some golden tattoos on your face and dye your hair blue when you tell her she has been selected..
How to Digitally Butter Me Up
Take a photo just for me
When you text me a funny photo of the crazy lady at your bus stop wearing a Hefty bag as her only form of clot..
Thank You for Noticing My Sunburn
“Oh, yikes!” **Ouchy/grimace face** “You, my friend, are sunburned.”
OMG! You noticed! Thank god! I mean, I laid outside at the pool li..
Proof That I Haven’t Quite Made It To Adulthood, According To My Mother
- I sent out an excited mass text to everyone in my cell phone when I got “High School Musical on Ice” tickets for Christmas.
- Talk ra..
Valentines From a Single Gal
“I wore this ridi..
Pinterest is Making Me an Angry Person
Some Sucky Things About Being Norwegian
Things I Don’t Feel Old Enough To Be Doing By Myself
Is there a harsher glare than that of the haggard liquor store cashier’s questioning eyes? I think not. The minute I walk..