Entering the Studio…
“Welcome, everyone! I’m Josh, your instructor. Please take a moment to embrace this space. This is your space…
Triumph: 7:34 AM. Manage to get presentable for work in only ten minutes after sleeping in. You didn’t even tear a run in your pantyho..
Chicken Soup for the Incarcerated Embezzler’s Soul
Chicken Soup for the Bi-curious Adolescent’s Soul
Chicken Soup for the Cheati..
Age 6 –Playground at my Elementary School
Everyday in grade school, without fail, I spent the whole of my 25 recess minutes on the ..
When to offer “The Long Story:”
…you have cancer.
…I’m actually a woman/man.
…your cat is dead.
…I’m moving in!
I grapple on a daily basis with polar impulses inherited from my Egyptian father and Norwegian mother. For recurring real-life scenari..
When Rent came out on DVD, I survived a remarkable twenty minutes of what I thought was rock bottom for terrible musical theater. My o..
Greek yogurt is the new feta cheese!
The environment is the new third world!
Polygamy is the new quintuplet family!
1. Wearing frumpy second hand shop sweaters
While the oversized, pastel-colored Bill Crosby tributes I pick up at hipster consignme..