1. Harbor irrational fear
While America marveled at the gravity-defying finesse of the parkour craze, I foresaw bone breaking agai..
Google Skin: This data-encrypted silicon is applied directly to the body, much like sunscreen. The silicon dries on contact and acts a..
My dad and I are both big movie and TV lovers, and often discuss the stock Evil Psychiatrist character who seems to show up more and m..
Comment: “Wake up, sleepy! You look tired today! You feeling alright?”
Response in Words: “Oh, I’m fine…just need some coffee.” (we..
Stop using a “valley girl” voice when imitating my generation. Example: “Like, whatever! Everyone knows what the Internet is, duh!” This..
Run a marathon
In my experience, marathon runners are a lot like Wisconsinites; they’re incredibly cool and fun, or they’re braggin..
“It amuses me to see how addicted your generation is to those toys.”
– Co-worker referencing the Blackberry in my hand as she glides ..
As an English major in college, I was asked countless times if I was interested in teaching as a career. I said I considered teaching at..
If you’re not surprised…
Upon finding the letter in your apartment mailbox, inspect it as you would a flyer you just picked up off ..
1. Magic Socks
According to a promotional Magic Socks blog (it’s real), this product line offers:
“A magical collection of socks t..
- Once, while traveling by plane, I tried to recall how many times I’ve flown in my life. My family likes to travel. It’s a good thing ..
At last, a show for the socially isolated dreamer! Don’t stop believing; despite your “geekiness,” you can rise to the top of ..