Know Your Fucking History: Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot
You there! Stop poste haste! Thine pornstache is in most poor taste, forsooth!
The mythos surrounding Guy Fawkes has gotten so dilut..
In Defense of Sharing
I do not care about your new baby. I do not care about your pirate themed wedding. I do not care about your latest trip to the farmer’..
Perfectly Legitimate Reasons to Leave My AC Unit in My Window
1. I’m 80% certain there’s a family of small birds nesting between my air conditioning unit and the window frame. What? Oh, no no no. ..
What Reading Game of Thrones Does to Your Everyday Life
All blondes are now the worst ever. Thanks to the Lannister clan of soulless tow-headed fuckwads, your already precarious opinion of t..
Know Your Fucking History: Columbus and the Flat Earth Myth
You’d have to be a Dummy McDunceFace to not already know that Christopher Columbus wasn’t all he’s cracked up to be. No, he didn’t “di..
Being Roommates with 2012 US Olympic Team Athletes
Ryan Lochte doesn’t just not remember to put the toilet seat back down, he actively refuses to do so. He tells you it’s a patience tra..
Today is the First Day of the Rest of Your Goddamn Life
Wake up, damn you! It’s seven a.m., the sun is up, the birds are singing, you’re looking mighty fine for an early Friday morning, exce..
Excerpts from Batman’s Failed Poetry Blog
Cowl
It may look like rubber to you
Like pointy little bat ears
Like it’s hard to turn my neck.
To me it’s more than a ma..
Know Your Fucking History: The Forbidden Fruit
Baby, back up offa dat fruit. And get down from the tree; you’re a baby. You’ll fall and break your floppy skull.
In today’s install..
If Marketplace Tech Report’s John Moe Narrated My Life
This is the Katie’s Mundane Day Report, I’m John Moe. Wait, why don’t we just call it the Katie’s Mundayne Report? Because that would ..
Open Letter to the Up-and-Coming Trivia Team that Keeps Beating Us
Hey, Dudes (what, nobody to rep the lady-types?),
I’ve heard you’re supposed to sandwich a criticism in between two compliments, so..
Beating Your Mother at Life Because You’re Not Pregnant Yet
In the sixth month of your twenty-fifth year you won a contest in which you did not, up to then, realize you were competing. You did t..