Easter Special: My Most Important Religious Experiences
1. Fall 1993. My family and I had just moved to Gothenburg from the only slightly larger central Nebraska town Grand Island. We didn’t a..
My “I’d Lez For” List is Proof I Am a Reverse Sexist
I think boys are neat. I think interesting boys are neat. I am not the least bit attracted to the typical Holy Trinity of tanned, muscular..
Medical Studies: Not as Glamorous as You’d Think.
I was poor in 2007. Not any poorer than I am now, and if we take net worth into consideration I was actually far more wealthy then. Regar..
Why You Might Think I’m a Lesbian
1. I dress like a fourteen year old boy. Fashion isn’t exactly my forte, as evidenced by the stack of nine boyfriend-style t-shirts from T..
The Dicktionary
Dickbag – Similar to a douchebag, in that both are assholes, but different in that whereas douchebags are dumb and their baggery is ag..
Why I Want to Get Married (All the Wrong Reasons)
I was too neurotic as a little girl to have conceptualized of marriage in any normal sort of way. While my fellow vagina’d compatriots..
Tangential Mad Libs: Please Don’t Touch Me There
Woah there, ___(powerful animal)___, chill out for a second. I appreciate your ___(adjective)___, but I think it’d be best if you kep..
Types of People Giving Class Presentations
Students are like cereals. There are lots of different kinds over wide varieties, but they all generally have the same thing in common..
News of the Perfectly Acceptable: Sbarro Files for Bankruptcy
Fast food pizza/pasta/indigestion chain Sbarro Inc. is preparing to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, the news of which has inspired cri..
Why I Love Batman
It was posed to me today, via the delicious social networking orgy addicto-sphere that is Twitter, why I like Batman so much. Like any..
Why I’m More Likely to Eat This Sandwich Than Date You
You have a lot going for you, especially compared to a sandwich. You’re capable of relatively challenging conversation that doesn’t bo..
Pros and Cons of Living Alone
The last time I had legit roommates with whom I was not in a relationship, they lost one of our two kittens and ganged up on me to inc..