When I was an angsty youngster, mad at the world for making me black and smarter than everyone else, I had one consistent solace in my..
Offense: In kindergarten, I climbed up a slide with a big rock and dropped it on another kid’s head. His head split open and there was..
Being biracial is way less of a drag than people assume it will be. Apparently when my white mom was planning to mate with my black d..
Oopsies. Looks like that chocolate you just ate out of your brother’s fridge was laced with weed. Your flight is in 1.5 hours. Congr..
Black people do not love sleeping over at your house. The amount of loot American black people (especially girls) spend on hair product..
If you follow the Twitters or other illustrious publications like PerezHilton, you likely know by now that Snooki was recently paid $3..
You’re not afraid of dying and/or you are a member of People More Prone to Get AIDS (gay/black/ultra-promiscuous).
How you ..
You have to quit smoking at some point. Not today maybe, but definitely before you turn 30. Smoking is totally cool during your teens ..
So you’re are a square or a bro and you wanna fuck those arty girls, but realize that you’re too mainstream to hit that shit? Don’t fr..