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January 1: Alerted by my tip, @MinneapolisMaps helps you find dirty dancing in the early hours of New Year’s Day.
January 2: We..
1. The leading edge of the roll cometh from over, not under. Only cat owners may be exempted from this commandment.
2. When thou fi..
Though it’s only six years old, John Patrick Shanley’s play Doubt: A Parable has already become a contemporary classic. I attended Ten Tho..
The city was in the middle of an intense heat wave. The sunset was a heartless shade of crimson, like an electric cherry in a neon orange ..
You scour thrift stores for non-ironic uses of Cooper Black.
Your coworkers find you breathing heavily over their shoulders when th..
Slug, you’ll get no hate from me. I know people have been giving you a hard time today because you told Pitchfork that “Prince was a shi..
I’m not sure exactly what happened last night after Fatima and I shared a bottle of bootleg Four Loko she’d made by following an ancient..
My thoughts first turn to unicorns. Why unicorns? Maybe because they’re random and horny, like so many people I know and love.
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So you’ve earned your Ph.D., but have succumbed to the temptations of the world outside academia, where people trim their nose hairs and..
VP Bush is voted in, MC Hammer’s pants are pinned
Vanilla Ice, Andrew Dice, a thousand points of light
Clarence Thomas, Gulf War, L.A. r..