ARTIST: Wow! That was really . Thank you all so much for coming out tonight. Last night’s crowd was really , but you guys—whoa. Anyway, we..
I know this looks bad, but I’m telling you the God-honest truth here. I am breaking up with you after four dates, yes, but it’s not beca..
A gossip column, in song.
Why am I here, God? Why did You create me, and put me on this earth? I’ve been struggling with that question lately. I know You have a g..
Public relations firm The:Hours is planting a tree in the Amazon rainforest for each copy sold of certain CDs; together, the trees const..
Inspired by the movie Black Swan, pairing real-life celebrities in white swan/black swan combinations has become a popular party game am..
A banana peel is left lying on the ground. What happens next?
a. A plane crashes into it.
b. Someone likes it.
c. Snacks the Cat poops o..
It didn’t have to be this way, I think, as another man’s wife dances next to me on the stage of the 501 Club. It didn’t have to end this..
Surprisingly doesn’t exist: fuckyeahlunchladies.tumblr.com
Like Lolcats, but with extinct species.
Like a knock-knock joke where the punchline is, “Pizza chronic inebriate.”
Like a rubber..
Of late, many nonprofit organizations have been turning to online intermediaries to do their dirty work online. Today, I present myself ..
This is not cool, bro. Took my driver’s-side mirror right the fuck off. Hanging by an electrical cord. If it wasn’t motorized, that shit..