“You’re breathing down my neck like Antonio Banderas on ecstasy and oysters, and that’s exactly how your breath smells.”
“I’d be happy ..
Have you ever had a certain feeling about a place—like you’ve never been there, but there’s been you? Lately, I’ve been having that feel..
1. Check-engine light*†
2. Asset protection alerts at the door of CVS Pharmacy*
3. Your mustard yellow split-level house triples..
1979: Bought an M&M cookie for me at Target after I chose the wrong cookie from the case and ended up with a Reese’s Pieces cookie, even..
Okay, Jason, why don’t you just go ahead and have a seat right there. We’ll try to get this over with as quickly as possible. Doesn’t lo..
Yes, I know you want to come in. You just can’t. We’ve already got Belle and Ariel and Aladdin and Pocahontas and Mulan and Jasmine and ..
In their new song “Cool Off,” Swedish indie rockers Peter Bjorn and John take on the Swedish royals. “Having a royal family in a democra..
Oh! Whoooooo’s here?
Heh heh. Hey.
Who is sitting on Grandpa Jim’s couch?
Is that Harmony? Is Harmony sitting on Grandpa Jim’s c..
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Force One: roller coaster in Germany
Birth: played at Memory L..
ARTIST: Wow! That was really . Thank you all so much for coming out tonight. Last night’s crowd was really , but you guys—whoa. Anyway, we..
I know this looks bad, but I’m telling you the God-honest truth here. I am breaking up with you after four dates, yes, but it’s not beca..
A gossip column, in song.