On GIFs
In the latest example of how people never use technology the way you expect them to, animated GIFs are back. GIFs were prized on Web 0..
50 U.S. States, Ranked from Most to Least Disposable: 11-20
11. Alabama. This is a pretty non-essential Southern state. Tell the average person to free-associate with this state, and you’ll get,..
Walking a Red Carpet in the Shoes of Doug Pitt
Jay! Congratulations on all your success with The Tangential and the Twin Cities Daily Planet. You must be so proud.
Thank you. Yes, ..
50 U.S. States, Ranked from Most to Least Disposable: 1-10
1. North Dakota. This is just a slam-dunk for first one to go. It’s flat, it’s remote, and if we let this one go, we still have a Dako..
The People of Pitchfork—in GIFs (Part Four)
– Photos by Jay Gabler
Also see: Part One, Part Two, Part Three
The People of Pitchfork—in GIFs (Part Three)
– Photos by Jay Gabler
The People of Pitchfork—in GIFs (Part Two)
– Photos by Jay Gabler
Also see: Part One, Part Three, Part Four
Signs You Don’t Really Know What You’re Doing on a Skateboard
Carrying your board by its truck. Carry it any other way. Any other way.
Riding a longboard. This is not 1975, we’re not in Dogtown..
Things That Happened at the Minnesota Zoo During the State Government Shutdown
Laid-off monorail drivers pointing the monorail trains at each other and playing chicken.
Bonobos self-fellating.
Porn night at ..
Types of Things People Say On Road Trips
References to livestock
“My cows!”
“Look at those horses!”
“Are those llamas?”
Comments on snacks
“Well, these cookie dough bit..
Ways of Getting a Slot at the Pitchfork Music Festival
Be part of a legendary band that broke up years ago; get back together as a new thing.
Be a legendary band that never broke up.
Imitate ..
Drugs I’ve Never Taken, and What I Think Will Happen If I Take Them at Pitchfork
Meth: All my teeth immediately fall out and I throw myself into a mosh pit during Das Racist’s set. When the set ends, I’m found energ..