Every morning I wake up, and I think, “What can I do that is impossible today? What can I do that will crush my spirit in ten thousand..
Last summer, Russell Armstrong, the husband of huge-lipped Bravo celebrity housewife Taylor Armstrong, hanged himself. This event came..
The Super Bowl halftime show was very gay, thank you very much, Madonna. The show took classic themes that skew gay easily—marching ba..
Here’s the deal, little boys and girls. You’ve got something I really want. Now wait a second—don’t run off and tell your mom and dad th..
Let’s go on an adventure so great we’ll have to change our names when we’re done. We’ll slaughter farm animals that aren’t ours, run..
Blowing up a yoga ball.
Glueing together the vase that fell from the fireplace before your parents get home.
Brushing snow off your ca..
Two slabs of beef served with our Signature Cheese Goo. Paint Signature Cheese Goo onto the slabs of beef with your complimentary Hann..
There is a health craze sweeping the nation. Moms are waking up early and hopping on treadmills. Dads are skipping lunch and “hitting ..
You’re here because you would like to be suspended in gelatin. There are numerous benefits to a gelatinous lifestyle: you don’t put pressu..
Scientology is in the news again, kinda! What would it take for me to become a Scientologist? You’d first have to remove part of my br..
There was a time when oversharing on the Internet was still novel, and readers logged into a blog expecting to see the personal detail..