Sad Face: Pay attention to me.
Sad Face with hand-drawn sad faces: Why don’t you love me/Snapchat me back?
Mirror Pic: I’m ..
Pussy: When Cats See Too Much
Porcelain: Accomplishments, High Scores and Mental Breakdowns on the Toilet
Why are you all starin..
I was recently asked what my spirit animal is, to which I replied, “cat.” This is mostly true because I like sleeping and stretching a..
Hey, Taylor Swift. Not the real Taylor Swift, but the giant face on my pizza box. You just got delivered to my door, and I can’t wait ..
To whine about hourly:
How tired you are
How cold you are
How bad your hair looks
How bad you smell
How nice your bed would be ..
- Approach your lifeguard* from the front while simultaneously scoping out the scene for safety and places to comfortably make love.
For my science project, I tested on to see if would .
Hypothesis: will stunt the growth of .
Outcome: I went to every baseball game my crush played, and he had no idea how extensive my knowledge was of his statistics…
I saw that new Nicholas Sparks movie last night after drooling over the trailer for about a month. If you’re unaware of it, it’s call..
Dear Friends and Family,
As you may know, Beyonce’s tumblr went live with loads of photos of her personal life. This is particularl..
If you stare at your cat, you might start to think she looks like a little person covered in fur. The longer you stare, the more you m..
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