Ukey
This dwarf wears a grey suit coat with a hibiscus flower broach pinned onto the lapel. Every time Zooey is sad, he plays the Ukulele for her, and occasionally reminds her to drink more electrolyte-rich coconut water.
Trim-Trim
Trim-Trim has a magical pair of scissors that he uses to cut Zooey’s bangs whenever she unsuccessfully (but adorably!) attempts to blow them out of her eyes.
Cupcake
Cupcake is always following Zooey around, begging her to try his latest cupcake creation. No matter what kind he gives her, her critique is always the same: “More sprinkles!”
Tootsie
Tootsie is Zooey’s personal pedicurist. He is a master at polka dots, sunsets, orange fish, color crayons and of course, pink bows.
Broie
Broie is a bro dwarf who follows Zooey around confusedly. Sometimes he will find her crying and pat her on the back and ask her to play Smash Brothers. He once got in a fight with her ex-boyfriend to defend her honor.
Zolo
Zolo is a depressed dwarf who is always sleepy from mixing antidepressants with alcohol and pot. It’s Zooey’s personal mission to make him happy, which often leads to elaborate, spontaneous vocal performances.
Teeky
Teeky is Zooey’s number one antiquing friend. Every time she needs a new cabinet or a vintage doily, Teeky is there to help her hunt one down. Lookout, dusty jars of seashells. Here they come!
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