Beyoncé: Red Lobster

Shia LaBeouf: a conceptual “restaurant” at PS1 (livestreamed)

Carly Rae Jepsen: a Chuck E. Cheese that she booked out entirely for herself

Toby Keith: Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill

Ted Cruz: his basement, where he keeps those 100 soup cans

Orlando Bloom: Ibiza

Lena Dunham: a Starbucks in a Barnes and Noble

Jay Z: wherever Beyoncé wants to go

Sarah Palin: an on-fire Benihana

Henry VIII: The Tower of London

Pizza Rat: his bitchin’ sewer pad

Taylor Swift: a dew-kissed Swiss meadow at sunset

Captain America: McDonald’s

– Jay Gabler and Katie Sisneros

Photo by Mike Mozart (CC BY 2.0)