Yay! Apparently, they are going to put a woman on the $20 bill sometime in the next 15 years. Girl. Power.  Just kidding. By then almost no one will actually use cash anymore. We women know when we’re getting played. Thus, I, a woman, have come up with some demands for celebrating ladykind every time you spend some dough.

1. When you use Apple Pay, confirming your thumbprint will automatically cause you to tweet, “You Go Girl!” at Beyoncé.
2. When you opt to use PayPal for a transaction, the “submit” button will feature a picture of Malala Yousafzai.
3. Completing an Uber cab ride will give you not just the chance to rate your driver, but also the legacy of Harriet Tubman.
4. “Buy Now with 1-Click” on Amazon will be rebranded as “Murphy Brown, TV’s first woman to have a child outside of wedlock, presents Buy Now with 1-Click.”
5. Skymiles rewards points will now be called Hillary Texting on Airplane points.
6. Square Cash will be rebranded as Mother Theresa Cash.
7. Trading actual cash will be accompanied by trading Meryl Bucks, which feature an image of Meryl Streep and can be redeemed for a free IUD insertion.

–Becky Lang