18 Things Sarah Michelle Gellar Would Be Doing on Instagram if I Were in Charge of Her Social Media/ Life
1. Spinning hook kick slow-mos.
2. Slowly falling in love with off-limits men while putting on a tough exterior.
3. Looking pissed off about things while “Bittersweet Symphony” by The Verve plays.
4. Sharing hot pics of Freddie Prinze Junior with captions that subtly flirt with Ryan Phillipe.
5. Trying strawberry blonde and pulling it off.
6. Dropping killer puns while staking bad guys.
7. Hanging out with Selma Blair (ok she does this already).
8. Making sure Freddie Prinze Junior isn’t in love with Rachel Leigh Cook.
9. Proving revenge demons can totally be friends with their boyfriend’s lesbian ex.
10. Hiding from her mom that she’s the savior of the universe.
11. Hanging out at The Bronze wearing platform shoes.
12. Sharing entries from her brother Sebastian’s journal.
13. Coming back from the dead to save the world.
14. Advising on the career trajectory of her lil sis (aka the key) Michelle Trachtenberg.
15. Sharing her hottest training/ fitness tips with advice from her trainer/ librarian/watcher Giles.
16. Taunting an enemy vampire while he is chained in her bathtub.
17. Buying cross necklaces that she can use to a) scare vampires b) hide cocaine.
18. Occasionally going on bad girl nights with Faith.