We Tried to Think of Punny Ways to Say “Gale is Hotter than Peeta”

We Tried to Think of Punny Ways to Say “Gale is Hotter than Peeta”


-I have a full Gale-force boner

-Gale… more like… Waaaale you go out with me?

-Don’t want that Peeta up in my hummus.

-Re-GAIL me with a guy hotter than Peeta

-Hems’ worth at least 3 Peetas

-I’d take Gale’s pole in my pail before I’d let Peeta poke a piece of peen in me.

-More like ‘Peeta Mel-NARC.’ Let’s Gale down this weekend.

-Save a Peeta ride a Gale

-You know why Gale’s a miner? He loves to go down. You know why Peeta’s a baker? Because he’s lame.

-What’s hotter than Peeta? Most things.

-Gale is so hot HE’S the one that incinerated District 12.

-Nail a Gale, delete a Peeta.

-Peeta, why don’t you go grab something to drink while Gale and I talk about global warming in the backseat of your car ok thanks.

Becky Lang, Lisa Olson , Jay Gabler, Jay Boller, Sarah Harper