Proposed Features of The Tangential Pavilion at the Minnesota World’s Fair
Walk-in freezer winter obstacle course. Hate your life during 45 minutes of fun and adventure!
Invasive carp tacos.
Interactive booth: “Ethanol or corn whiskey? The choice is YOURS!”
A corral that allows visitors from all over the world to quickly and easily shoot the one Minnesota moose they’re legally allowed to take down in their lifetime.
Ride: Michele Bachmann’s Bridge to Nowhere.
A 3D printer that gives you a first look at the POTHOLES OF THE FUTURE!
Build your own light rail and then by the way please leave it here for us we need that.
Custom cocktails created by our vanilla extract mixologist. (Sundays only.)
Wrestling match representing the historical back-and-forth between Minneapolis and St. Paul, both cities represented by Jesse Ventura. After the match he’ll sue himself for some reason, and you can stay to watch the trial.
New York Inferiority Entertainment Complex.
– Jay Gabler and Lisa Olson