Top Five Signs That Macklemore Is Being Held Hostage by the Illuminati

The annual Grammy Award Ceremony is an exciting event in which industry movers and shakers get together to enjoy performances by the year’s biggest acts and honor outstanding achievements in the field of music. At least, that’s what they want you to believe. In reality, of course, it’s an excuse for the shadowy elites who run the world to revel in their power over a brainwashed populace, while consolidating their hold on the mass mind through occult symbolism, wanton sexuality and subliminal messaging.

This year’s festivities were, without a doubt, some of the most disturbing to date. You had Jay-Z and Beyoncé throwing up Moloch horns as they sang about “grinding up in this club,” some spasmodic Wednesday Addams wannabe who called herself “Lord” standing in front of a eerie demon statue, outlining her plans for world domination, and… hmm, I feel like I’m forgetting something… what was it… um… oh, now I remember! Katy Perry popped out of a crystal ball and cavorted on a broomstick while conjuring up a ring of hellfire! That kind of blatant Satanic imagery just goes to show how brazen our masters have become, faced with a docile and oblivious American public.

But there was a ray of light amid the darkness, if you knew where to look. I’m talking, of course, about Macklemore. An independent success story of historic proportions, the “Thrift Shop” auteur rose to acclaim outside of the traditional (Illuminati) channels, and the positive messages he continues to spread through his rap songs are evidence that he hasn’t yet fallen into line with the New World Order. As a result of his defiance, I believe, he was kidnapped and is now being held hostage by the Illuminati. The chance to perform at the Grammys was simply a bargaining chip in their grand scheme of seduction, but the gambit backfired, as Macklemore managed to seed his performance of hit single “Same Love” with numerous subtle clues pertaining to his situation. Here are just a few…

Macklemore’s tie


The first hint that something may be awry comes as soon as Macklemore takes the stage. That strange object hanging around his neck? It’s a bolo tie. The silver and turquoise clasps commonly used to fasten this style of tie are a staple of Hopi, Navajo, Zuni and Pueblo silversmithing traditions stretching back to the 20th Century. By wearing an article produced by and associated with the indigenous peoples of North America, an ethnic group infamously subjugated by European colonizers, could he be alluding to the Illuminati’s ongoing efforts to subjugate him? If that’s not direct enough for you, consider that “BOLO” is an acronym for “Be On the Look Out.” Clearly, Macklemore wants us to know that not everything here is as it seems.

Closing the gate


During the final lines of Macklemore’s third verse, Queen Latifah emerges from the transparent gate on his left, which opens without being pushed. The female rap artist, a known representative of the Illuminati, begins to speak: “We are gathered here to celebrate love and harmony…” As she says this, a bearded man scurries across the stage and manually shuts the gate behind her. Why would he make this conspicuous move, when he could have left the gate open and no one would have noticed anything out of the ordinary? It’s almost as if he wanted to be seen—and in fact, that’s precisely the case. An agent in Macklemore’s employ going incognito as a stagehand, he shuts the gate during Latifah’s speech to indicate that the rapper has “closed the door” on Illuminati members’ deceitful words. We’d do well to follow his example.

Ryan Lewis puts his arm around Queen Latifah, looks sad


This isn’t something Macklemore could have arranged, but it’s telling nonethless. Just as Queen Latifah declares the 33 couples assembled offstage to be married, Macklemore’s so-called friend and collaborator, Ryan Lewis, walks up and slips his arm around her before walking away. Stranger still, while she’s clearly happy, Lewis wears a doleful expression. This becomes much less puzzling when you recognize the gesture’s true meaning: by placing his arm around Latifah (as mentioned above, a known Illuminati shill), Lewis acknowledges his “marriage” or partnership with the Illuminati, and admits to giving Macklemore up to their forces. Like Judas, he’s stricken with regret for his betrayal after the fact, hence the melancholy look.

“F” is for Freemasonry


Just before the second chorus, a wide shot lingers on singer Mary Lambert and several members of Macklemore’s backing band. The trumpet player, already conspicuous due to his magenta outfit, is depicted in profile, blocking the bassist from view. Outlining his body and raised trumpet, along with the protruding neck of the bass guitar, creates a very legible capital “F.” The triangular shape of the bass guitar’s headstock makes the lower arm of the “F” resemble an arrow pointing at Lambert, who holds her hand to her heart as if to draw attention to herself. By positioning his collaborators in this way, Macklemore was most likely fingering Lambert as a Freemason affiliate—possibly a member of the Order of the Eastern Star, which admits women. The Masons are hand in glove with the Illuminati, so it wouldn’t be stretch to assume they were also involved in the conspiracy against Macklemore.

Mysterious “eye” symbol


Throughout the entire performance, an unusual symbol hovers in the bottom-right quadrant of the frame, its semitransparency rendering it nearly invisible to the unwary viewer. A circle containing a pointed ellipse with another, smaller circle floating in its center, it resembles a stylized depiction of the human eye. To anyone versed in Illuminati iconography, this will be easily recognized as a reference to the Eye of Providence—the very same symbol present on the back of American dollar bills. It’s doubtful that the Illuminati would be bold enough to put their own “stamp” on the Grammy broadcast. Much more likely, it was Macklemore who wanted to draw attention to their influence over the proceedings.

  • Yagami Albert

    This my friend, is bullshit.

    • Rick Spadine

      I agree! It’s bullshit that the Illuminati is determined to stifle and subjugate an important musical voice like Macklemore.

  • Andrew

    That “human eye” symbol, is the channel’s logo. This is one of the most stupidest articles on the internet. No offence, but you can’t judge people based on the way they stand, their facial expression, etc.

    Don’t tell me you’ve never frowned next to a smiling person, or you’ve never stood in the form of an “F”, or you never found a bolo tie cool and stuff.

    • Rick Spadine

      I have never found a bolo tie cool.

  • Me

    The illuminati does not exist its a load of shit that musicians use to gain more publicity. Even if it does exist and were somehow being controlled or manipulated and that the illuminati is all powerful and smarter than us then ugh news flash were already fucked so why bother filling your life with fear for no reason. Unless the people who post these stupid ass articles are gods sent by a higher power then there is no sense in listening to then. The people who post articles for awarene…YOU are the ones being controlled because you choose to let an idea as stupid as the illuminati dictate how you live your life. Were all born to be leaders. Live by your own standards and values. God Bless

  • rob

    that the cbs logo you moron……really?…yeah its the eye but whatever..

  • Julián

    hahhahah lol!!! is it that noone gets that this article is funny????

    guys this is not made to make us believe that Macklemore is actually being held hostage anywhere… every part of this article is a joke, i kind of felt it from the begining, just the idea of macklemore being hostage, for a show… then i carried on reading and started to feel that the author (Rick Spadine) was seriously talking…

    but then, everything just fits the general structure of jokes… well,, probably the only one that would be a bit hard to interpretate a joke, is the one of the guy putting his arm around Latifah with a sad expression… yeah, i gotta admit it’s an odd moment to put that facial expression. Nevertheless, it couldn’t be directly interpretated as illuminati related, because his facial expression may come from a lot of diverse sources, as Human Psychology demonstrates.

    But the rest of signs, they are pretty funny, it’s like Rick Spadine wants to make us laugh, or maybe he wants to make us get pissed out (like the former commenters) or maybe he is actually moking the conspiranoics that see the illuminati in each and every thing. Like the eye symbol of the channel, it’s pretty funny to put that there because it has no sense to make the analysis of the ellipses and circles, like it was done by illuminati, lol. Maybe that’s why Rick ended the article with that one, cause it’s the most senseless.

    … or maybe… maybe actually Rick is an illuminati putting our reasonings to the test, to see if we are enoughly blind to take this seriously, and therefore we may be good sheeps to be managed by his organization :P (now, i’m joking, don’t go commenting that Rick is illuminati or some crazy shit like that :P:P:P:P: :P: P: P:P :P ::P :P, peace and love… if yet the illuminatis haven’t peace and love in their possesion)

  • powerful jack

    Hola a todos este es illuminati en su puerta, ¿Es usted un hombre de negocios o una mujer de negocios, ¿eres un artista (bailarín, comediante, músico, actor o una actriz, modelo, presentadora, etc), y que quiere llegar a ser ricos y famosos , o es usted un pastor y usted quiere ver la visión, hacer milagros, orar por la gente y hacerlos ricos, hacer que los paseos cojos, los ciegos ven, curar a los enfermos, orar por los muertos y hacerlos vivir de nuevo, y usted quiere para hacer de su iglesia un centro de milagro, venga y obtener poderes de los otros llluminati llegó incluso a pastores como usted así que venga y obtener sus propios poderes y riquezas, ¿es usted un profesional tal vez un médico, abogado, enfermera, contable, o un ingeniero, etc y usted quiere ser el mejor, todas las operaciones y tratamientos que usted realizó en el paciente serán un éxito, todo caso a llevar a cabo como un abogado, estará a su favor. Corremos hacia illuminatiorder y le hará rico, rico, famoso y más de ella todo lo que te protegerá (protección) que superará a una larga vida visítenos en o también puede llamarnos al 233 554 504 475 ..

  • Moses Singletary

    That’s what the Devil WANTS you to think. If all of you dumbasses were Christians, you’d understand perfectly. A New World Order is something that SHOULD REALLY be taken seriously. When it comes, your life/social values will be ignored and your money useless. Do you REALLY want that to happen!? Look at Wikipedia, retards; it’s real.

  • wat

    this is just retarded

    • 617905

      Wow really, I think this is just taking it to far. Y’all are smoking some dumb shit if you believe this

  • Really..?

    Wow. Does anyone actually believe this shit. PS that “Eye of Providence” is the logo of CBS, the channel that the Grammys is on, dumbass.

    • CoonAss

      you should ask yourself, though; what does it mean? Isis the Egyptian queen Trojan horse Greek tablet Vaseline and Grease on the temple not the anal cream.

  • CoonAss

    A good friend of mine was working the stage that night and mentioned that Macklemore was saying “Aight” and pointing upwards, but he was apparently saying “eye” to indicate he was there under the control of the higher order. Ryan Lewis claims the song Same Love is a play on the words Lame Sove which we all know was the 3rd imperial illuminati of the new world. He is being held alive in Disney World’s tomorrowland in one of space mountain’s secret test labs and supposed to take over the presidency when the terminators arrive. And yes, they all look like Arnold Schwartzen-egger (from 15 years ago).

  • dourhour

    gays work for satan…

  • Melissa Godfrey

    I have never read such bullshit in my life..