Upcoming Books by Mitch Albom
The Five Things You Read on the Toilet in Heaven
The First Dickpic Your Husband Sends His Mistress From Heaven
Tuesdays with Bernie in Heaven
The Five Books You Write in Heaven to Fulfill Your Contract
The Five Jacksons You Look For But Somehow Fail to Find in Heaven
The First Person You Smite From Heaven
The First Awkward Silence with God in Heaven
Cookbook: The Five Breads You Leaven in Heaven
The High Five You Miscommunicate in Heaven
The Blah Blah Blah Fuck You and Your Book Club None of You Even Read This Shit Blah Blah Whatever HEAVEN