In anticipation of tonight’s #BreakingBad finale, I just broke bad in the bathroom. (Sorry.)
— laura hooper beck (@mrpenguino) September 30, 2013
I hope when Modern Family goes off the air we get Postmodern Family: it will follow Manny, a gentleman spider, and the concept of infinity.
— John McNamee (@Piecomic) September 23, 2013
Looks like the creepy murdered twins from The Shining eventually went to BU on tennis scholarships pic.twitter.com/gUb4XT19Yt
— Genghis Blonde (@genghis_blonde) September 29, 2013
i leaned on my phone weird and it started trying to facetime with Arecibo car service
— Jessica Misener (@jessmisener) September 29, 2013
Rob Lowe in the Liberace movie is Zac Efron in one year.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) September 29, 2013
Snapchat can tell you three things about your friends’ current state: 1) they’re bored as fuck 2) they’re drunk or 3) both.
— Becky Schultz (@rebeccaschultz) September 27, 2013
blog post to avoid: “a new book, which I haven’t read, reminded me of my opinions that might be related to what I presume the book’s about”
— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) September 26, 2013
Sure, those “smart” buttons seem great, until the microwave learns your name and is all, “I KNOW that’s not a fucking baked potato, Jamie.”
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) September 25, 2013
Just watched a woman put on her sunglasses before walking into a restaurant, in case you wondered what living in LA is like.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) September 23, 2013
more like LEAN IN Cusine *laughs maniacally & pours tiny plastic tray of chicken Marsala down front of pantsuit*
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) September 30, 2013
Is it hard to constantly change the game? Yes. Am I considered a prodigy? Easily. Do I regret ignoring family in my pursuit of fame? Never.
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) September 23, 2013
– Compiled by @JayGabler