If you dreamt about:

Losing a tooth: You are horrible to your body and you know it, you drunk. And you smoke way too much.

Hooking up with someone of the same sex: You are a little bit gay. That’s ok!

Falling off a building: You are either semi-suicidal or wish you were a bird.

Going to prison: You are paranoid about something bad you did that no one knows about. Or you are watching Orange is the New Black.

Being chased by a bad bad man: You had strange uncles growing up. Therapy?

Something boring about your job: You are desperately hoping that when you are 65 your 401k will pay off and you can finally start living. 65 is the new 25 amiright?

Being a fuzzy animal: Literally everyone likes you.

Going pee: You are going to pee the bed in 3 … 2 … 1! (Drink less?)

Being late for work: You have been late for work a little too frequently. Or you’re hitting the Nyquil pretty hard when you don’t have colds.

Your significant other doing something bad: You have dated :( people and you’re taking it out on your current sig. other.

Vampires: You secretly think blood seems yummy.

Swimming in the ocean: You already peed the bed.

–Becky Lang