Four Loko on Law & Order SVU is “Five Crazy” in case you were wondering

— Hazel Cills (@hazelcills) June 4, 2013

bellybuttons make me nauseous

— Alessandra Cat (@alessandradite) June 3, 2013

boys simply love promising to teach you guitar someday

— lauren mc (@laurenbutt) June 2, 2013

marriage should be like a presidency term after 4 years you should get to vote if you still want to be married

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) June 2, 2013

RT if you are a sim and there is a feral horse stuck in your bathroom because of a glitch and now you cant get to the toilet

— XTine Friar (@christinefriar) May 31, 2013

Gin and Bear It

— The Frenemy Online (@The_Frenemy) May 31, 2013

“listen buddy i gotta sea level with you…” – a frank ocean

— crispin best (@crispinbest) May 31, 2013

I hope this Clif bar gives me the energy I need to check my phone a million times today.

— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) May 31, 2013

“You look sexy eating that burger” is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

— Jessica Cabot (@jessicacabot) May 31, 2013

Every relationship in my life now needs to be defined as who’s the Liberace and who’s the Scott?

— Little Esther (@littleesther) May 28, 2013

every time someone starts a new lit mag, a fairy is murdered in cold blood

— LK(@LKShowbiz) May 27, 2013

– Compiled by @JayGabler