52 Things From the 90s That No One Misses
“Hidden tracks” after ten minutes of silence at the end of albums
Dial-up Internet, and the sound it made
Vice President Dan Quayle
When MTV only played music videos
Jay Leno being taken seriously
Palm Pilots
Hotmail
BK Knights
NBA Jam
Having your little sister die from a Ring Pop mishap
Chicken Soup for the Soul (Book Club)
Alicia Silverstone movies that aren’t Clueless
“The very best thing of all” (the counter on this Skip-It ball)
People being obsessed with Andrew Lloyd Webber
The Microsoft Office paper clip
Pogs
Tracy Chapman
The mom on 7th Heaven
Well-meaning, poorly-informed sentiments about Tibet and the Balkans
Bucket hats
Nancy Drew on Campus books
Shortalls
Puff paint
Holding Willy captive
The Macarana
Thinking Jakob Dylan was going to be the voice of a generation
Suddenly Susan being more popular than The Naked Truth
Getting Gak in your hair
The smell of old Gak on your hands
Now-and-Then-inspired seances
Land Before Time sequels
Lipliner
Veggie Tales
Brendan Fraser, leading man
Murphy, the dog from Mad About You
Bananas in Pajamas
Janet Reno blue
Defending Milli Vanilli
Gateway Computers
Being huddled over a crib at a goddamn kite store (Air Traffic) every Saturday morning looking for a specific Beanie Baby
People forgetting about O.J.’s superb acting career
Putting one strand of beads in your hair at camp
Feeling like you were going to hell for removing your W.W.J.D. bracelet when you went swimming
Jelly shoes comeback
Water shoes
Doodle bears
Having to play with yo-yos, not iPads
Inflatable furniture
Crazy Bones
Being haunted by images of Marshall Applewhite
The monster of a Cabbage Patch Kid doll that ate plastic food mechanically and had a backpack where the food went and then you’d take the food out of the backpack and put it right back in her mouth and you’d do that over and over until your hair would get stuck too, honestly a NIGHTMARE
– Jay Boller, Jay Gabler, Sarah Harper, Becky Lang, Marcus Michalik, Chrissy Stockton, Christopher Vondracek, and Emily Weiss