Girl, you should be in a museum ’cause you like telling people to shush and don’t touch that
— matt (@biorhythmist) February 2, 2013
Cashiers – It’s a dollar bill, not a coin canoe for 86 cents.
— Joel Ingersoll (@FlyoverJoel) February 2, 2013
burlesque, I don’t get it! file it away with ska and dr. who
— Sarah Harper (@s424h) February 2, 2013
time for my mid life nap
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) February 1, 2013
Dear people of Downtown Frederick, please stop referring to it as DTF. Unless you really are. In which case, call me.
— Holly Manthei (@HollyManthei) January 30, 2013
HONESTLY, IF MY PARENTS GENUINELY WANTED ME OFF DRUGS, THEY WOULDN’T CLEARLY FAVOR ME WHEN IM HIGH.
— ΞMiLY (@TEENSLUT666) January 30, 2013
WHY DOES THERE SEEM TO BE CURVES GYM AND A “BODY WORLDS” EXHIBITION IN EVERY COUNTRY WHILE I’M VISITING
— Jennifer S. (@jerffinerff) January 29, 2013
imagine how busy barack opama is, he”s probably 3 days behind on twiter
— steve roggenbuck (@steveroggenbuck) January 28, 2013
– Compiled by @JayGabler