Drinks Named After Celebrities

The Lana Del Rey

OR The Fizzy Vagina

Dr. Pepper, Bourbon, Kahlua and a dash of Mountain Dew, shaken and garnished with a squirt of collagen.

The Zooey Deschanel

OR The Oopsie Daisy

Fresca, Pink Lemonade, cake vodka and a handful of kitten hairs.

Adam Levine

OR The Ear Rape

Vodka, soda, GHB – for someone else.

The Quentin Tarantino

OR The Cameo

Whisky, a drop of his own blood, dynamite.

The Kanye West

OR The Malibuya

Malibu with a long explanation of why you’re drinking Malibu.

The Kristen Stewart

OR The Um … Uh

A PBR with a blend of anxiety pills dissolved in.

The Tyra Banks

OR The Toochie Smize

An appletini with a spritz of Dream Come True fragrance.

The Lena Dunham

OR The Millennial

A bottle of expensive wine you talk too much to drink served with a joint made from a check your parents just wrote you.

–Becky Lang