Your Phone Pics of Your Food Are Gross
I’m not saying I don’t believe you when you tell me that hamburger was delicious. I’m just saying that the phone pic of it is gross.
I’ll bet that was an expensive salad, and I’ll bet it was fresh and crispy. But the phone pic of it looks gross.
That romantic lighting at the restaurant makes for a wonderful dining atmosphere, but it makes for terrible phone pics, all of which just look gross.
All those Likes have just got to be expressions of moral support, because that phone pic really makes your food look gross.
Thank you for explaining to me what fried item that is, because from your phone pic, all I can see is that it looks gross.
That stew probably looks pretty gross in real life, and the phone pic of it definitely looks gross.
Wow, that’s a lot of ketchup. Looks gross.
That food tasted gross? I believe it, because that phone pic you posted sure makes it look gross!
Sorry, that Instagram filter does not make the phone pic of your food look any less gross.
I know you know the pic of your food looks gross, because you posted it with an apology saying so. And you’re absolutely right: it totally looks gross.
Photo: Mrs. Rubia