71 Nicknames From My Dad’s E-Mail Address Book
Adam “The One With Padded Pants!” Piper
Al “You Really Want a Subsidy???” Carlson
Al “He Said He Once Held Elective Office Somewhere” Hofstede
Alyssa “She Once Longed to Be the Next Jane Goodall!” Rebensdorf
Andrew “Value-Added” Pitcher
Angela “THE Tax Credit Legal Expert!” Christy
Ann “THE Housing Preservation Expert!” Norton
Barb “She’s Greg’s MUCH Better Half!” Broen
Bernie “Look at That 5 -Wood Go!” Kriens
Betty “She’s an Organizer!” Moran
Bill “The Grouse Father!” Gabler
Bill “The Best Barrister in the San Francisco of the North!” Burns
Bill “The Social Banker!” Sands
Bob “The Walkman” Odman
Brian “He’s a University Fan!” McMahon
Carol “She’s Noted as a Poet!” Connolly
Curt “One of the Grousers” Lund
Dan “Gimme Da Bottom Line!” Malecha
Dan “He Likes to Referee!” Smith
Daryl “He Thinks He Can Run with the Kids!” Anderson
David “He’s Truly Wired!” Osendorf
David “He Doubles as a Musician!” Wickiser
David “He’s the Culchah Poobah!” Wilson
Denis “The Menace!” Mitchell
Don “I Know Nothing of Which You Speak!” Piper
Doug “He Says He’s Retired!” Laudenbach
Earl “The Pearl” Pettiford
Edward G. “He’s the Chief Cook & Bottle Washer at CURA!” Goetz
Edward L. “Little Eddy & the Tornadoes!” Johnson
Father Steve “He Used to Live Across the Street!” O’Gara
G.T. “Gran Tourismo” Mork
George “I’m Originally from Philly!” Peller
Gerry “He Lends to the Community!” Thole
Gerry “The Human Pretzel!” Flannery
James W. “He SAYS He Knows a Little About Construction!” Edin
Jay “Are We Having Fun Yet???” Jensen
Jeff “The Inspector” Garetz
Jerry “He’s Got a Cabin in Essex!” McElroy
Jim “He’s Another Wisconsin Emigre!” Steiner
Jim “He’s Got a Place on Ely Lake!” Erchul
Jim “THAT’S a Shine???” Husman
Jim “The Whipster” White
Joe “He Strikes a Mighty Blow!” Gabler
Joe “Wanna Drive in My Ford Cortina?” Heinz
John “I’m Now Somebody’s Son-in-Law!” Hierlinger
John “Valley Boy!” Vaughn
John W. “Will You Be My Neighbor?” Hershey
Julia Rose “The Arm” Gabler
Jennifer “She’s Now Somebody’s Daughter-In-Law!” Hierlinger
Karen “I NeDA Grant!” Reid
Ken “The Grant Meister” Brunsvold
Kent “The Mel Jass of Minneapolis Public TV!” Robbins
Kris “The Community Meistress” Graham
Laura “She Laughs At My Jokes!” Kadwell
Linda “I’m in Section 8 Hell!” Larsen
Lyn “She SAYS She’s Not Sensitive!” Piper
Matthew “The ‘Cat!” Zinser
Mick “He Used to Make Ryne Duren Look Slow!” O’Hara
Mike “He Used to Condemn!” Schwab
Paul “He’s the Son of a Preacher Man!” Fate
Paul “Older is Better!” Mikelson
Paul G. “He’s Now a Woodbury Politician!” Rebholz
Rudy “No, He’s Not the Notre Dame One!” Kopischke
Roz “She’s Duddy’s Mother!” Wilson
Shaun “The Tax Credit Meister” McElhatton
Steve “He’s a Doctor’s Father” Rice
Thomas M. “He Actually Gave Up Watermelon for Lent!” Burgess
Tim “If the Bucks Are Out There, I’ll Find ‘Em!” Puffer
Tom “He’s Jennifer’s Father!” Blevins
Tony “WHAT Closing Costs?” Hipp
Walt “Is EVERYTHING Relative With You?” Wietzke