Did you parents pay for your trip or do you have credit debt now or did you manage to save up and take 2 months off work just because you are that stable? How do I crack this code?
So … did you do any drugs? How much drugs do people do there?
Did you bring me any weird candy?
What foreign words did you learn? I mean slang words I can goof around with, not words like “bon appetit!”
I’ve been adamantly looking at all of your Facebook albums and I’m curious – did you sleep with that freckled kid? Or were you guys just moped partners?
Did you get in any interesting moped/donkey accidents? No, you just collected shells? Ok. ;(
How crazy was your host family? Did they starve you?
What is the McDonalds like there?
Did you ever pee your pants cuz … weird bathrooms?