What I Actually Want to Know About Your Time Abroad

What I Actually Want to Know About Your Time Abroad


Did you parents pay for your trip or do you have credit debt now or did you manage to save up and take 2 months off work just because you are that stable? How do I crack this code?

So … did you do any drugs? How much drugs do people do there?

Did you bring me any weird candy?

What foreign words did you learn? I mean slang words I can goof around with, not words like “bon appetit!”

I’ve been adamantly looking at all of your Facebook albums and I’m curious – did you sleep with that freckled kid? Or were you guys just moped partners?

Did you get in any interesting moped/donkey accidents? No, you just collected shells? Ok. ;(

How crazy was your host family? Did they starve you?

What is the McDonalds like there?

Did you ever pee your pants cuz … weird bathrooms?

Becky Lang