Bell jar of cocaine!
Vintage 19th-century bridal sack, with velcro-sealed holes for “cheating” ; – )
Hand-painted “Do Not Disturb (Yes, Mom, This Means You!)” sign for the door handle
Leatherbound condom/lube packs for the whole wedding party. Refill and reuse!
Condom-shaped slippers lol
Padded handcuffs embroidered with the couple’s name and wedding date. Fun idea!
Organic soap specially formulated to scrub the smell of Aunt Alice’s perfume away : – /
Sex wedge in a gazebo awwww
Tree house with mosquito netting—romantic and practical!
Vintage frame for saving and displaying the stained sheets. Special memories :’ – )