How to get more followers on Pinterest.
Belly shirts, which make them feel both angry and horny, and angry that they’re horny.
Melissa Etheridge albums, ranked from best to worst.
People putting sweaters on dogs and cats—what’s next, sex with dogs and cats? Precisely.
Nursing bras: too much risk of nipslip?
The show Glee, which promotes gay stuff, learning Spanish, and other evils of humanity.
A consensus on at what weight Oprah is the most trustworthy, and whether or not she’s just using Stedman.
The American Apparel catalog. The way the leotard girl is splayed is absolutely an affront to the religious freedom of penises to stay dutiful and flaccid.
The whole Melissa McCarthy phenomenon.
Uncrustables: delicious convenient Godsend, or horrendous unnatural abomination?
The Wii Fit game, and how it is morally discouraging to be told by a small Japanese floormat that one is “obese.”
Whether the Deathly Hallows epilogue was really necessary.
Which cast member does the best DVD commentary for Friends. (This looks like a Chandler crowd.)
Finally nailing down what exactly is meant by “the good ol’ days.”
Why girls should also be given practice putting condoms on string beans as well as bananas.
Chili’s new late night menu.
Vajazzling—is it demonstrating that women have too much autonomy when it comes to their own genitals, or at least that they don’t know what do with that responsibility?
The terrorist threat posed by Canadian nationals, specifically Tegan and Sara.
Who killed JFK.