Chapter Titles from My Hypothetical – But Still Boring – Memoir
Becky vs. The “Check Engine” Light
Part 1: White Chocolate – Still Boring? Becky Finds Out.
Part 2: White Chocolate Still Boring.
How The Winter Wind Mingles with My Temperature Sensitive Front Tooth
My Makeup Look: Still Copying J.Lo Circa 2001
Is the Girl in the Studio Next to Me Having More Fun Than Me? Sure Sounds Like It.
Dear 11-Year-Old Niece: I Think It’s Time You Signed into The Facebook I Made for You 11 Years Ago
Mixing Melatonin with Drinking – Great Way to Fall Asleep
Complaining About The Atlantic on Twitter Again
My Mom on Sex: You’re Only Supposed to Have One Notch on Your Belt, You Know
Do I Actually Have ADHD or Do I Just Want to Be Interesting/Have Adderall?
How I Grew to Fear My Tumblr Ask Box
Letting Cheetos Back into My Life
Why I’m Not Married, Grandma
Being a Cliché, Self-Deprecating Female
I Enjoy Crawl Spaces
Small Dogs Don’t Like Me – Is My Fear that Smellable?
Book Endings I’ve Hated Most