Lastly, STOP MAKING EVERYTHING OUT OF USED WINE CORKS! Why would anyonewant to sit on a toilet seat made of wine corks?!
- Your butt would always smell like Riesling (‘cuz that’s what girls like you drink) and, thus, dogs would probably follow you around
- I’ve never actually seen a wine cork toilet seat on Pinterest, but I seriously wouldn’t put it past you since your “Corky Crafts” board has more pins than your nuptial smorgasbord mentioned above
OK, my bad, this has turned into a full-fledged rant. But I really must insist on one thing. Could you at least write a legitimate caption under your pins so that I’m able to grasp why you pin something so stupid? “OMG :)” and “♥~♥~♥” offer little to no insight as to your thought process behind pinning that photo of a penguin wearing basketball sneakers. I’m just trying to understand here.
– Kelsey McDonough pins very few wedding dresses, but far too many grilled cheese recipes.