2011
Because I’m Only 23, These Hobbies are Quirky Not Square
1. Wearing frumpy second hand shop sweaters
While the oversized, pastel-colored Bill Crosby tributes I pick up at hipster consignme..
Santa’s Eight Little Reindeer, Ranked from My Least to Most Favorite, Sorta
8. Cupid or Custer or Some Shit Like That: You know who I’m talking about. The one between Comet and Donner in the song. Is it Cupid? ..
A Response to “Quit Blaming the Media for Unrealistic Expectations of Beauty”
One of the best things about The Tangential is the fact that we often disagree, and are free to write about it if we do. This is one of th..
Some Sucky Things About Being Norwegian
How to Be a Creepy Neighbor
-Invite Mormons over to talk with you on your porch at least once a week.
-Walk around carrying a drill.
-Put a bin outside that..
What Happens to Me at Gay Bars
I feel comfortable. As soon as I walk in, and the doorman says, “Hi, Honey! $5,” I know I’ve come to the right place. Even though he s..
Why Living in Europe is Not as Awesome as It Sounds From America
1. Yeah, you hate American politics: the corruption, the lies, the propaganda. Unfortunately, Europeans hate them, too, and they thin..
The Trials of Buying KY Intrigue in Broad Daylight at Target
It’s a Wednesday night at Target, right between the suppertime rush and the late-night, drunk college student rush. You’re hoping to avoid..
Suggested Food and Drink Pairings for the Self-Destructive, Lonely and Broke
Light beer and Lean Cuisine stir fry – dinner for one.
There’s nothing like a candlelit date over fresh-made, authentic curry an..
Christianity-Themed Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Christ! Christ who? EXAAAAAAACTTTTLYYYY.
Knock knock. Who’s there? The virgin. The virgin who? Just kidding, al..
Signs You Might Be Turning into a Gordita
-You wake up smelling like border sauce.
-You get your tarot cards read and the fortune teller sees a low-calorie spinoff in your f..
Things I Like that Everyone Else Hates
1. Pictures of Food on Social Media
Please photograph and put a vintage filter on any or all pictures of giant hamburgers juxta..