Best/Realest Tweets of the Week, 10/23-10/29/11

Live-Blogging the Overnight Security Shift at the St. Mark’s Parish Festival May 17, 2012 How to Discreetly Check Into a Hotel When a Groomsman is Lying, Possibly Dead from Alcohol Poisoning, on a Luggage Rack in the Lobby May 17, 2012 America’s Next Top Model Recap: The Sweet Smell of Third Place May 17, 2012 Seemingly Reasonable Yet Perpetually Out-of-Reach Luxuries May 17, 2012 Most Badass Literary First Names May 16, 2012