An ABC Family movie of the week where Scott Caan plays a high school English teacher who rehabilitates prisoners by encouraging them to write poetry in “Prose and Caans”.

A miniseries set in the mid-1860s, Scott Caan is a gender-bending labor foreman by day and an undercover saloon girl by night in “The TransCaantinental Railroad”.

Scott Caan stars in a CBS dramedy about revolving door politics and falling back in love with his ex-wife in “Caanflict of Interest”.

A weekly vote off reality show where James Caan and Scott Caan compete for the role of Jean Valjean in the Broadway revival of Les Miserables when Fox presents “The Caanfrontation”.

It’s a basic daytime talk show format, but we call it “Caanversations” or alternately, a more therapist’s couch style called “Caanfessions”.

Scott Caan narrates as the Discovery Channel investigates unethical businesses in America and abroad in “Code of Caanduct” .

Scott Caan plays a criminal mastermind hired each week to expertly rig everything from beauty pageants to presidential elections with a rag-tag group of supporting henchmen in “Foregone Caanclusions”.

Scott Caan plays a kite designer with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder who unexpectedly finds love when his kite collides with a free-spirited aviation enthusiast’s kite in “Air Traffic Caantrol”.

After he’s given a grim diagnosis, a big oil exec (played by the incomparable Scott Caan) abruptly changes his ways and attempts to atone his sins by making huge “Anonymous Caantributions” to various charitable organizations.

Scott Caan has a touch sensory disorder which he exploits to help a special police unit uncover illegal meth lab operations in AMC’s new groundbreaking series “Caantact High”.

– Emily Weiss thinks some of these might already be in production.