“Trying to look deep and sad, but also tomboyish and resentful of my career.”

Tyra Banks had the ‘smize (smile with your eyes)’ and Kristen Stewart has the ‘brouth (brood with your open mouth).’

“It physically confuses me to not wear a ponytail.”

Kristen Stewart is known on set for vomiting every time someone looks at her.

“Who the fuck is Marcus Foster and why am I in a douchey music video? It’s called ‘Nameless Path’ for christ’s sake. Was I cursed to have no dignity in my career just because I was grandfathered in by my industry parents?”

The original music video was set in sepia, but it made Kristen look so endearingly fragile that the producer had to take a personal day.

“I think I might be face blind?”

“Picturing Robert Pattinson as a McDonald’s toy figurine and I am eating his hand off!”

Kristen Stewart just realizing she is growing a tiny pine branch in her lung.

Photo is a still frame from the video “Nameless Path” by Marcus Foster

–Becky Lang